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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.04 12:02:00 -
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Sure, I'd love to take you out on the town. In fact, why don't you spend a few hours in the bathroom getting ready for our big day? If you hear a loud car engine revving sound growing steadily fainter, it is totally not me driving away. But if it is me, don't follow.
Graygor wrote:None of you squeezing the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. I hear 9 squeezes it from the top of the tube. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.04 22:38:00 -
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Amber Patoria wrote:All I wanted was another baby. I thought you could be the one, just maybe.
So now it's here and my love was a lie. I'm taking our kid n' saying goodbye.
So that's the man you've been hanging out with? The reason our kid doesn't know who her real father is?
Well I don't care if you're single now. You lost your chance to move in with me when you decided it's okay to drag a kid around and never consider her feelings. You can drop her off at my door, ring the doorbell, and please be out of sight by the time I get there to open it. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.05 22:15:00 -
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I always said you had a stick up your +íss, I just didn't know it was literally true. Well, that explains why you always wanted to be on top.
I have someone else now. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.06 03:14:00 -
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OMG! You make the cutest female-Lurch! You make my heart flutter with iridescent soap bubbles, fluorescent butterflies, and epileptic disco-hearts!
That said, I'm leaving you and I don't understand why. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.08 00:51:00 -
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You haven't been unsuccessful at everything. You successfully broke my heart. Way to go champ.
And just for the record, I want everyone to know how unsuccessful you were in bed. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.21 02:18:00 -
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Not my fault you have a capital ship hangar down there. I'm not particularly well-endowed myself, I'll admit that. But you know what the difference is between you and me? I'm all natural, that's what. I never modified my body from its original form -or- size.
*storms off and cries in a pillow* Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.23 19:36:00 -
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They say long distance relationships don't work out.
Well my arms are getting tired from holding up this ten foot pole to keep you that far away from me. I'm gonna let go of this pole, let's let this symbolize letting go of the relationship. Please don't make me regret this. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.24 18:12:00 -
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Yeah well I'll see you in court. I've had these divorce papers ready since last week. Bet you didn't know I tricked you into breaking up with me.
I'l about to win ownership of 50% of your underwear. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1461
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Posted - 2014.05.29 17:38:00 -
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Sibyyl wrote:I should have quit you, baby, such a long time ago. I wouldn't be here with all my troubles, down on this killing floor. I should have listened, baby...to my second mind I should have listened, baby...to my second mind Everytime I go away or leave you darlin', you semme the blues right on down the line OH!
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRR..heh yeaH! semme, my baby OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHA AHAOW! MY, MY, MY, MY-HY!
I came while breaking up with you.
I don't hate you baby, I just like breaking up with you. Come back again for another round okay? Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2014.05.30 23:07:00 -
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Khergit Deserters wrote:::Fires up Reaper, undocks, and warps out.::: I hear you can lose those without Reaper-cussions.
I like a manly man with a real ship. I'm leaving you for a rather flamboyant Gallente guy I met who flies a Navitas. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 08:03:00 -
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I'd break up with you in under 5 minutes Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2014.06.17 19:11:00 -
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I'm leaving you for someone new I found. This person doesn't bark orders at me, or prevent me from branching my life out. I'm glad I realized you were the root of my problems. In fact this person is very quiet and peaceful, and I can be myself around 'em. Now don't call me a cub just because I'm going after someone much older than I. Truth be told, this someone will likely outlive me, if I can protect my new love from your kind and your people's chainsaws.
So gather your stuff into that trunk and get going. Don't make me say it again. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope Gallente Federation
1545
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Posted - 2014.06.18 22:18:00 -
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Your hair looks weird. I liked you better with a mohawk.
Yeah, I'm that materialistic that I'll quit you over that. Mohawks are kewl. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1548
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Posted - 2014.06.20 17:35:00 -
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Take a look at my body Look at my hands There's so much here That I don't understand
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
Well, contempt loves the silence It thrives in the dark With fine winding tendrils That strangle the heart
They say that promises Sweeten the blow But I don't need them No, I don't need them
I've been treated so wrong I've been treated so long As if I'm becoming untouchable
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour Sweet turning sour And untouchable
Oh, I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness Oh, I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight Angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
I'm a slow dying flower Frost killing hour The sweet turning sour And untouchable
Do you remember the way That you touched me before All the trembling sweetness I loved and adored?
Your face saving promises Whispered like prayers I don't need them
I need The darkness The sweetness The sadness The weakness I need this
I need A lullaby A kiss goodnight The angel sweet Love of my life Oh, I need this
Well, is it dark enough? Can you see me? Do you want me? Can you reach me? Or I'm leaving
You better shut your mouth Hold your breath Kiss me now you'll catch your death Oh, I mean this Oh, I need this Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1593
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Posted - 2014.06.26 19:41:00 -
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I could never come with you, either. Now I don't expect you to outlast me but the least you could do is be patient enough for me to have my fun.
We're through. I met someone who can make me happy. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1633
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Posted - 2014.07.05 19:54:00 -
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Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:I can't be with someone who eats all the cashews from the mixed nut bowl. We're done here. She did whaaat?? My gosh I was going to break up with you for her but now that I know.....can I break off this break up?
*checks incoming text, it's from Tilde Duchateau* oshii--delete delete before Gaellia Bonaventure sees it!! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1641
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Posted - 2014.07.06 05:35:00 -
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Tilde, he's leaving you because you're just not as cheery anymore. When he and I dance, you just get all disgusted. He's so much happier dancing with me when you're not around. Also I feel the same way so I'm leaving you too. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |

Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1667
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Posted - 2014.07.10 13:43:00 -
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Many think of us as a good match, but they don't seem to realize the problems we have. Somebody needs to pick up that whip, and it just doesn't seem like it's going to happen, so I'm gonna go put it down in front of other people. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) "What if [climate change is] a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?" -comic on Greenmonk |
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